I DON'T FUCKING WORK HERE!

Hey just because I have a bunch of cds in my hands doesnt mean I work at Vintage Vinyl, and just because I can flip through the used cd section fast doesnt mean I work at Jacks, I wear ripped up jeans and band tshirts that show off my sleeve dont fucking ask me if you can plug that guitar in "man". It never fails whenever I'm somewhere other than my own place of employement someone askes for my assitance, Do I really look the like the type of dude to ask questions!?!?! I'm baffled. Hell its even happened to me at KFC while trying to enjoy a mashed potato bowl on one of my breaks!!!